Tuesday, August 19, 2008

THE JERK Quote-Along Mini-Feast


Thursday, August 21 at the Ritz!

Enjoy Steve Martin's classic comedy with all the fanfare of a Quote-Along and all the glutenous goodness of an Alamo Mini-Feast! This is Steve Martin at his absolute absurdiest, featuring subtitles on key lines so we can all yell them out together, paddleballs for everyone in the audience, kazoos for humming along with Tonight You Belong To Me, and a special menu of JERK-inspired delights prepared by Chef Trish Eichelberger, all guaranteed to let you know you're *somebody*!

Check out the menu for the Mini-Feast below, and grab your tickets to this Thursday's show here.

I
“Tuna Fish with Mayonnaise on White Bread”

Tuna Poke in a Lemon Caper Aioli on Sourdough toast points

II
“Pizza in a Cup with Snails on the Plate”

An Herbed Pizza Dough Crust Filled With a Spicy Bolognese Sauce Italian Sausage, Portobellos and Sweet Peppers. Served with a Small Salad of Mixed Greens and a Single Escargot En Croute

III
“Two Twinkies and a Tab”

Battered and Deep Fried Twinkies With a Dr. Pepper Sauce (because tab tastes gross)

Plus, get to the theater early, and see your name in print! Well, if you're still listed in the phonebook, anyway...

And if you can't make it down to the Mini-Feast, you can still enjoy free Pizza-In-A-Cup at the regular Quote-Along on August 28. Tickets for that show are available right here.

What's happening to my special purpose???

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