Better Watch Out! RARE EXPORTS opens Friday at Lamar!

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RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE
Starts Friday December 10 @Lamar
Advance tickets available here

Starting Friday, we open the Santasploitation rager RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE at the South Lamar theatre. This Yuletide genre film blew audiences away at our Fantastic Fest this past September, and we're thrilled to bring it back for a run at the Alamo.

If you've seen the RARE EXPORTS trailer, you know why we're exposing you and your family to this madness. In the film, a malevolent Santa Claus is accidentally unearthed during an archeological dig in frosty northern Finland. When an armed band of locals abduct the decidedly non-jolly old St. Nick and hold him for ransom, they are besieged by Santa's ruthless, homicidal elves.

Get the picture? Santa is real and he totally sucks. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE will have you staying up all night this Christmas, sitting by the chimney with a shotgun in your lap. We wouldn't have it any other way.

And that's not all! In celebration of the opening of the film this Friday, we're going to provide a very special Christmas Card photo op for you. We have captured Santa, and we're keeping him sedated and caged like a vicious animal in our lobby. You can swing by anytime between 6 and 10:30pm on Friday or Saturday and have your picture taken with a snarling, feral Santa Claus. Though he is confined in a cage, we will equip you with a weapon for the photograph - our insurance requires it.

We'll post the photos on our Facebook page and you can tag yourself and send the link to all your dumb friends who don't believe in Santa Claus.

Better watch out, tickets are selling fast. Buy them here now and avoid the rush.