Thursday, May 27, 2010

Kevin Costner Will Die For You


MASTER PANCAKE presents
ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES
Friday & Saturday at Alamo Village
Get your tickets here!

"At the end of ROBIN HOOD: Prince of Thieves, Costner tells Marion, "I would die 4 U." Doesn't that make him Robin Hood: Thief of Prince?" - Master Pancake

Return to the thrilling days of yore, when Kevin Costner was box-office gold and Bryan Adams wrote stirring cinematic prom ballads, as Master Pancake Theater skewers the worst Robin Hood adaptation ever: ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES!

Costner plays Robin Hood, a man on a quest to find his missing British accent, and Morgan Freeman is - surprise! - his Magical Black Helping Figure. Together they team up to fight the evil Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman channeling equal parts Hans Gruber and Wile E. Coyote). Director Kevin Reynolds (WATERWORLD) adds visual flair with the pointless yet nauseating P.O.V. technique of Arrow-Cam. You won't want to miss a single merry minute as Master Pancake buckles the swash out Sherwood and makes much ado about Notting.

We are pleased to announce that special guest mocker Mary Jo Pehl (Mystery Science Theater 3000, Cinematic Titanic) will be joining John and Joe for the run of the show!

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