Thursday, March 12, 2009

Master Pancake demolishes JURASSIC PARK at Village!



BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

Master Pancake mocks everyone's favorite Spielberg dinosaur movie: JURASSIC PARK. OK, let's be honest: we know we're often mocking BAD movies and JURASSIC PARK is mostly pretty GOOD, but we've discovered that when people are really scared it makes them laugh harder at our jokes. Also, we really wanted to play the drinking game with a group of 150 folks shouting "Hello, Newman" every time Wayne Knight's character appears on screen. Plus, we really miss the early 90's, when Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum could be action heroes and Samuel Jackson could still play nerdy computer guys. Also, we love Laura Dern as a sweet archaeologist in hot shorts. We love it so much we wish we could seal this moment in cinematic history in amber and somehow reconstruct it years later for your enjoyment. In fact, we have, with a little bit of Master Pancake DNA thrown in to round it all out. Come see Master Pancake rip that T Rex a new one at the Alamo! (John)

Tickets are available HERE!

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