FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE RITZ!
Master Pancake gives you the excuse you were looking for to watch the movie you secretly wanted to see: CATWOMAN (2004).
Starring Halle Berry as a shy fashion designer who is imbued with cat superpowers when she is brought back to life by a stray kitty who gives her mouth-to-mouth (seriously!). "Directed" by someone called Pitof (seriously!) this movie was publicly recognized for its achievement in stunning badness when it earned FOUR Razzie Awards, including Worst Movie. But don't let the accumulation of whatever the opposite of accolades is fool you. This movie is actually GOOD, if by good you mean *stupendously* bad.
But really, though, how could a movie where Halle Berry wears a leather bondage outfit, paws greedily at an aquarium full of fish, hisses at a dog, and puts a piece of catnip up to her face and tries to eat it with her nose be anything but spectacular?
Grab tickets to this spectacular comedy masterpiece right here, but hurry - there are only two nights of shows of CATWOMAN ever!
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