Friday, April 11, 2008

THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH! So nigh!

You always wanted to be in the band but didn't have the time, the energy or the talent. You wanted the chicks, the drugs, the booze, but you just couldn't get it together. Friends, you don't have to suffer your lame ass life anymore!

Get instant rock-star-fantasy gratification with KARAOKE APOCALYPSE. Live band backed karaoke for indolent rock stars!

You get to lead the band through your own rendition of a classic punk rock or heavy metal number. Choose from over 80 timeless headbanging, fist pumping songs!

We'll provide a lyric sheet with easy to read lyrics and directions on the arrangement of the song, but you shouldn't need them...because this ain't your granddad's karaoke, this shit is for real. Winners will become gods, and losers will be cast aside, back into rockless, starless obscurity!

The 'contest' roster is in, registered with the State Comptroller of Karaoke Competitions- and these Rock Gods are ready to devour worlds. But that doesn't mean you won't get your chance in the ninth circle!

Get you ticket here.

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