Don't Miss the BLAZING SADDLES QUOTE-ALONG!

If you aren't offended by Mel Brooks' 1974 masterpiece of racist anti-racist comedy gold, then you probably haven't been paying attention. Blacks, whites, Jews, Native Americans, gibberish-spouting frontiersman - they all get what's coming to them in one of the greatest Westerns ever made. Featuring a black sheriff who teams up with the town drunk to win the heart of the German songstress who was supposed to use him and abuse him, BLAZING SADDLES goes beyond the definition of a classic.

Join us this Thursday and Saturday nights for the premiere of the brand new BLAZING SADDLES QUOTE-ALONG, which besides offering you the chance to yell out your favorite non-PC movie lines of all time will also be completing the package by giving you a whoopee cushion so you can fart along with the fart jokes, a big pot of beans that may make the whoopee cushions unnecessary, and a fully-functional cap gun so you can shoot at the screen like the cowboys did in the early days of the Ritz.

Plus, if you feel like really getting into the spirit and living your Western life to the fullest, you will NOT want to miss the BLAZING SADDLES BBQ RUN. We've rented a bus from Fluid Party Bus and will be filling it with two kegs of beer and driving all over the Central Texas area to fill up on the best BBQ in the world. Featuring stops at Smitty's in Lockhart, City Market in Luling, Gonzales Food Market in gonzales, and Big Oak Barbecue in Buda. The bus will depart from the theater at noon and we'll spend the next five hours drinking and watching special meat movies on the DVD players on the bus while we get chauffeured around to the best meat you'll ever eat in your life. This trip is sure to be the epitome of Texas Living.

Get tickets to just the Quote-Along here, or grab your tickets to the Quote-Along plus the BBQ Run here, and we'll see you at the Ritz!