Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Horror Remix: Sports



HORROR REMIX: SPORTS
Wednesday at Lake Creek Tickets Here

July 14th is the only day of 2010 with no professional sporting events. It’s the day after the MLB All-Star game and the baseball players are still off. All the other major sports are off season and the World Cup is but a fading memory. So, what’s a sports fan to do? Hang out with their family? Hell no. Horror Remix gots yo back with the most dangerous game: appalling sports-horror movies. For those not familiar with Horror Remix, think of this as bloody Cliffs Notes full of awesome.

Horror Remix takes 3 similarly themed films from the golden age of gore and condenses them all to 2-hours full of win! This month, HR takes the “offensive” on FATAL GAMES (1984), THE MAJORETTES (1986), and KILLER WORKOUT (1986). Spandex, legwarmers, shower scenes, ‘roid rage and bodies stuffed in lockers. Killer Workout is all you hoped for, and so much more. As always, Horror Remix is FREE, but you can guarantee your seat with a $5 food voucher. So, get off the bench and get into the game, before it’s too late!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Wild. Wonderful. Whites.



THE WILD & WONDERFUL WHITES OF WEST VIRGINIA
Tuesday & Wednesday at The Ritz

One of the best documentaries we've seen in a long time. We knew West Virginia mountain dancer Jesco White from the 1991 doc DANCING OUTLAW but we never could have suspected that, despite all his gas-huffing, pill-popping and Elvis-emulating, he was the most normal member of his family. THE WILD AND WONDERFUL WHITES paints a vivid, hilarious and genuinely moving portrait of an outlaw clan, straight out of popular myth and legend, surviving into the 21st century and adapting their family's hell-raising folkways to a whole new era. None of the Whites seem to have jobs, there are vague allusions to different criminal activities that may or may not have made them secretly wealthy, and their lives seem to be one big party spiced up with vulgar country music and substance abuse at a level that would put Keith Richards in the ground. There's also some very serious talk about a blood curse and a demon that pursues them. The family has had its share of troubles with murder, drug addiction, alcohol, difficult relationships, guns, inhalant abuse, frequent incarceration, etc. but at the end of this film you may find yourself feeling a swell of admiration for this tightly knit clan who live by an ethos that can best be summed up as, "Fuck It". An instant classic of outlaw cinema.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Cinema Club presents film noir w/ Eddie Muller



Cinema Club: CRY DANGER w/ Eddie Muller - Monday 7/12 at 7:00pm @Ritz
Advance tickets available here.

The Cinema Club is very excited to bring film noir expert Eddie Muller to Austin for this awesome and incredible film. Muller, whose expertise on the genre has earned him the title of "Noir Czar," is a wealth of knowledge and insight. He is the author of many books on the subject, and his efforts to restore films from the past through the Film Noir Foundation have helped to preserve the history of film noir.

Muller is here to present one of his favorite films: CRY DANGER. This rarely seen film (not available on DVD) is a gem of the genre. Muller calls CRY DANGER a “crackerjack crime film – short, smart, sassy, and full of surprises.”

This Monday is sure to be one of the most memorable Cinema Club presentations of the year. Be sure to come see film noir expert-extraordinaire Eddie Muller chat with us about dames, plugs, and who's gettin' socked.

Get your tickets for CRY DANGER here.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

PREDATORS opens at Ritz this weekend



PREDATORS - starts Thusday 7/8 at midnight @Ritz
Advance tickets available here

Yes, the long awaited quality-sequel to the gloriously awesome 1980s PREDATOR series has finally come. Does it have intergalactic explosions? Sure does. Is it better than AVP: ALIEN VS. PREDATOR? Bet your bottom dollar it is. Does it star hunky-nosy Adrien Brody? Absolutely.

PREDATORS is awesome, and it's got a lot going for it. For one, it is shot right here in Austin Texas! But it isn't the Bat City of tacos and hipsters that you're used to; it's Austin dressed up to look like an alien combat planet. The film is also produced by Austin hero Robert Rodriguez and it stars the greatest living Trejo, Danny Trejo. Rodriguez and Trejo team up again for this year's much anticipated MACHETE, but you can see them first in PREDATORS.

The film is remarkably faithful to the world of the original films. It constantly hearkens back to the original series and will make you feel right at home amidst the killing and the combat. The story: a group of trained killers are abducted and brought onto an alien planet. They soon realize they are being hunted by an elite new species of Predators. The tables have turned but the action's still explosive.

And best of all, Mr. Adrien Brody is awesome as the lead mercenary. He has bulked up since his days winning Academy Awards, and now he's ripped. For much of the second half of the film, Brody is going shirtless and let me tell you, he's been doing some pushups.

Get your tickets for this great show now.

Monday, July 5, 2010

True terror with festival favorite CROPSEY!!!


CROPSEY - Mon thru Wed at The Ritz!

Smash hit of Fantastic Fest 2009!

"On several levels, this film is a real-life horror story that puts most Hollywood movies to shame." - Lou Lumenick, New York Post

"Perched at the intersection of psychological survey and serial-killer exposé, CROPSEY loosens the girdle of the documentary form to accommodate much more than facts." - Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times

CROPSEY is a creepy documentary that explores how fact and fiction intersect in a real-life murder case in Staten Island, New York. Like many kids that grew up in the area, directors Joshua Zeman and Barbara Brancaccio were told the story of Cropsey, a lunatic child-killer that escaped from the Willowbrook Mental Institution. Cropsey was treated as just another urban myth until Jennifer Schweiger, a young girl with Down's syndrome, disappeared from her Staten Island home in 1987.

After Jennifer's disappearance, three more kids -- all of whom suffered from a mental or physical disability -- also turned up missing. Jennifer's corpse was eventually found near the site of the abandoned Willowbrook campus. Andre Rand, a disturbed transient who worked at Willowbrook until it was shut down, was quickly identified as the main suspect. The evidence against Rand was circumstantial at best, but he was convicted and locked away. Twenty-two years after his initial conviction, Rand was convicted of the murder of one of the three remaining missing kids despite the fact that her body was never found.

CROPSEY is built around Zeman and Brancaccio's detailed investigation of the Rand case. The film presents interviews with family and friends of the victims, police officers who investigated the case, Rand's associates, and people who claimed to have been witnesses or potential victims to his crimes. The filmmakers also weave the Andre Rand case into the weird, secret underbelly of Staten Island. Through newsreels and new footage, the filmmakers examine the history of Willowbrook, which was famously exposed by Geraldo Rivera as New York City's dumping ground for the mentally ill. The weed-covered Willowbrook campus was once rumored to be the stomping grounds for transient child-abusing cultists led by Andre Rand. Now, teenagers enticed by rumors of satanic sacrifices visit Willowbrook at night for scary thrills.

The film also details the unsolved disappearances of dozens of kids all over Staten Island, and many people believe that Andre Rand was somehow involved. Cropsey asks a lot of questions, and the answers (or lack of thereof) are very disturbing. (Rodney Perkins)

Don't miss it! Get your tickets HERE!

Friday, July 2, 2010

HAPPY 4TH, AMERICA!

Sunday at the Ritz
Friday, Saturday & Sunday at the Ritz
Sunday & Monday at the Ritz

At the Alamo, we hold a few truths to be self-evident. One, that we are endowed by our creator with certain inalienable rights- things like life, liberty, the internet and so on. Two, pickles are better fried...and if you dip a fried pickle in queso, and angel its its wings.

This 4th of July, we've signed our John Hancock on a horn-o-plenty of patriotic events designed to not only make you love this country, but to make you lurve it. Whether it's standing up with your fellow man and shouting in one voice "America, Fuck Yeah!" at the TEAM AMERICA Quote-Along or enjoying a beer while Willie and Waylon toke and jam out for lady liberty at WILLIE NELSON'S 4TH OF JULY PICNIC, we've got something to make you proud to be an American. And we've got $100,000 worth of high-explosive, patent-pending mortars we're going to set off INSIDE THE THEATER, that's how much we love this country.*

I guess what we're saying is, "we will not go silently into the night. We will not go down without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today (well Sunday) is our INDEPENDENCE DAY!" (Bill Pullman, President of the United States)

Happy 4th, America! Let's keep a good thing going.


*$100,000 adjusted for inflation since 1776.


You can't keep a Good Shark Down


BIG SCREEN CLASSICS: JAWS
Saturday and Sunday Matinees at the Ritz
Tickets and showtimes here


Even though the JAWS Floating Roadshows set for this weekend have been postponed thanks to the dumb weather, we've got the print of Spielberg's sharksploitation masterpiece and we're going to run it this weekend at the Ritz no matter what. For those of you who are scared of Great White Sharks (ha-ha!), we will send in a crew Saturday morning to shark-proof the entire theater.

Click here for more information about the postponement.