Sunday at the Ritz
Friday, Saturday & Sunday at the Ritz
Sunday & Monday at the Ritz
At the Alamo, we hold a few truths to be self-evident. One, that we are endowed by our creator with certain inalienable rights- things like life, liberty, the internet and so on. Two, pickles are better fried...and if you dip a fried pickle in queso, and angel its its wings.
This 4th of July, we've signed our John Hancock on a horn-o-plenty of patriotic events designed to not only make you love this country, but to make you lurve it. Whether it's standing up with your fellow man and shouting in one voice "America, Fuck Yeah!" at the TEAM AMERICA Quote-Along or enjoying a beer while Willie and Waylon toke and jam out for lady liberty at WILLIE NELSON'S 4TH OF JULY PICNIC, we've got something to make you proud to be an American. And we've got $100,000 worth of high-explosive, patent-pending mortars we're going to set off INSIDE THE THEATER, that's how much we love this country.*
I guess what we're saying is, "we will not go silently into the night. We will not go down without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today (well Sunday) is our INDEPENDENCE DAY!" (Bill Pullman, President of the United States)
Happy 4th, America! Let's keep a good thing going.
*$100,000 adjusted for inflation since 1776.
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