TIME TO POWER UP AND PARTY DOWN LIKE YOU'RE 9 AT THE CARTOON CEREAL PARTY THIS SATURDAY!!

Cartoon CEREAL PARTY: SUPERHERO EDITION
Saturday, July 24 at Ritz
Advance tickets available here

Remember when Saturday mornings meant more than just the chance to sleep in and forget about your weekday grind? Remember when you weren't sophisticated enough to actually know what meal of the day brunch was, and the idea of a mimosa was kinda strange and/or icky? (champagne and orange juice, what..?)

Back in those days free of adult responsibilty and full of blissful ignorance, Saturday morning was a time to hop out of bed bright and early, hit the kitchen, and then get to the nearest TV to plop down and gorge yourself on cartoons and Count Chocula. Ah, simpler times... Unless you had those weird parents who made you practice violin or something on Saturday mornings and had strict policies against sugar cereals and/or fun (I'm betting both).

Well, either way, it's time to re-live (or live for the first time!) those glorious days of cramming your brain and belly full of colorful, sugary visual and gastronomical junk food with this all-new, all-superhero edition of CARTOON CEREAL PARTY!!

This time out, we're filling our screen with an attention span-challenging 2.5 hours of superhero awesomeness. (Think about how long 2.5 hours was when you were 9! That was like forever!) All the evil-fighting, justice-loving, cape and non-cape wearing greats will be represented -- from Super Friends to Underdog to Powerpuff Girls, and probably more than a few superheroes you've forgotten now that you're a brunch-eating, mimosa-drinking "sophisticated" adult.

Although, maybe the awesomest thing about this party is the fact that you actually are an adult and no one will be there telling you not to eat too much cereal or that you're sitting too close the screen. No, no, just the opposite: This party features 50 (!) different varieties of sugar cereal served ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT! Don't even bother getting dressed on Saturday, just roll down to the Ritz in your PJs (we do ask that you don't show up naked, it's not quite that kind of party). So come, eat up, and sit as close as you like. We promise we won't tell your parents or significant other.