Cartoons, Cereal and Kamikaze Comedy attack the Ritz this weekend!

SAT MORNING CARTOON CEREAL PARTY Holiday Edition - Sat, Dec 5
STAND-UP COMEDY DISASTERS - Sun, Dec 6

This weekend will provide all fun-loving Alamo patrons with busted guts and cavities!

On Saturday morning, we'll be presenting our ever-popular SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON CEREAL PARTY Holiday Edition! Time to pull out the long red winter pajamas with the feet attached! And for the Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa edition of our Cartoon Cereal Party pursuits, we'll be putting on a special HOLIDAY edition just for you!!

Your eyes will devour Santastic episodes of your favorite cartoons, plus see some deeply bizarre holiday surprises that you never imagined existed! Forget that you grew up and got a job and started sleeping through Saturday mornings...the glory days are BACK! Because we're gonna bring you a 2.5 hour attack from the wildest cartoons in the TV Netherworld!

Just bring yourselves, and if you have a special spoon or stuffed animal you can bring that too. Pajamas are optional. Let me rephrase that: please wear clothes, even if you choose not to wear pajamas. Regardless, both the cartoons and the endless supply of cereal will unleash your powers of winter wonderlanding, sugar-eating and FUN-HAVING until you reach a new level of superhuman powertimes!!!
Tickets are HERE!

Then, on Sunday, your funnybone will explode like an atomic warhead at STAND-UP COMEDY DISASTERS. We've all seen bad stand-up comedians - comics who lack timing, personality, material, simple human dignity...the effect can be like watching a car crash happen right next to you. You feel like you should avert your eyes, but you can't. This show is a tribute to all the terrible comics.

While comedian Andy Ritchie worked with a well-known comedy booker, he brushed elbows with famous stand-ups and some of today's finest comedic minds. He also saw an endless stream of unsolicited audition tapes and demo reels. From the delusional and misguided to the downright baffling, he collected the best of the worst. Charlie Sotelo, late of the Show With No Name, has his own collection of audition tapes and on stage disasters.

Ritchie and Sotelo will present highlights from their collections to bring you a night of the worst and most awkward moments of all these documents of desperation. The results are somewhere between a kick in the groin and a choir of heavenly blonde angels singing you to sleep after pleasuring you in ways you never dreamed of. With special guests, surprises and a lot of laughs! Get those tickets HERE!