CADDYSHACK QUOTE-ALONG!

THE CADDYSHACK QUOTE-ALONG
Final Show! Thursday, May 28 at the Alamo Ritz
Advance Tix available here

God damn it, I wish I'd worked in an amusement park, or at a swimming pool, or at a summer camp, or in a country club for at least one summer during high school or college. I've never even liked golf all that much, but I definitely would have learned if I could have had a summer like this. Not only do you get to hook up with the rich hot girl who's visiting from New York, but you get to be friends with Chevy Chase back when he was an endearing sarcastic mumbler, you get to hang out with Bill Murray, and you get to win a college scholarship with the help of explosions! Come on!

So maybe working at a real country club isn't like that at all, but it sure should be. CADDYSHACK shows us everything that an 80s movie can be, complete with the old blowhard who doesn't like the kids and misfits who just want to have fun, the random shots of boobs when you least expect them, and, of course, quotable line after quotable line.

So it's got that going for it, which is nice. And we'll make it even nicer by subtitling all of our favorite lines, bringing in soggy Baby Ruths for everyone to enjoy, and starting the whole shebang with an in-the-theater golf competition.