All new content!A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
Wed at The Ritz - Only 5 bucks!
Sure, life can be a barrel of giggles. But it’s mostly a crushing steel fist of dehumanizing agony. And sometimes — especially in the ’80s for some damn reason — we need our favorite TV clowns to guide us through the treacherous darkness of life’s difficult issues.
How does Alf deal with alcoholism? What are the Golden Girls’ policies on suicide? Does Designing Woman Delta Burke consider blackface an acceptable form of entertainment? These burning questions (and many others) will be answered AT THIS SCREENING! Yep, the primetime morality squad is poised and ready to hold your hand while slapping your face with more inhuman indignities than you can shake a wet hanky at.
Our last show covered child abuse, a police shooting and other delights. But the top secret contents of THIS round of A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE are going to shame/degrade/entertain you straight through the back wall of the theater. 90 minutes of ALL NEW EPISODES and clips from over 12 (!) of your favorite basic cable crusaders, running the gamut from the space shuttle explosion to pharmaceutical-induced blowouts to complete global annihilation!!!
This is by far the most hilariously heart-wrecking show in Alamo history. If you’re the type who laughs at other people’s misfortune, you’re gonna chuckle up your entire respiratory tract! THIS SHOW IS NOT TO BE MISSED!…and it’s only 5 MEASLY BUCKS!!!
Tickets HERE. Do it for the children.
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